Priest & nun

44zoomer · 08-17-2008, 11:47 PM

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

SoFl03twotone · 08-18-2008, 03:01 PM

ha nice1 zoomer..

rman · 08-18-2008, 03:26 PM

too funny....but - -

i HAD to google this and there is no actual part of the bible that says that.

08-17-2008, 11:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
44zoomer Registered User Paid Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Honolulu Posts: 304 NHTOC member #: 534 View this user's gallery iTrader: 0 / 0%	Priest & nun A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

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08-18-2008, 03:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
SoFl03twotone Registered User Paid Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: s.florida Posts: 212 NHTOC member #: 531 View this user's gallery iTrader: 0 / 0%	ha nice1 zoomer..

08-18-2008, 03:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
rman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,156 View this user's gallery iTrader: 0 / 0%	too funny....but - - i HAD to google this and there is no actual part of the bible that says that.