44zoomer

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really
> hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day
> Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you
> $100 if you let me have sex with you.'The girl looked at him and then
> said, 'NO.'Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the
> floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it
> up.'She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
> boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
> says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't
> even be able to get his pants down. She agreed and accepts the
> proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for
> his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls
> and asks, 'What happened?' Still breathing hard, she managed to
> reply, "'The bastard had all quarters!

1niceharley

Lmao!

SoFl03twotone

niiiiiiice

twinbulls

Perfect !!!!