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    Ole and Sven

    Ole and Sven

    Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die
    and wake up in Hell. The Devil stops in to check on them and sees
    them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves
    around the fire.

    The Devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot
    enough for you?"

    Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern
    Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta
    varm up a little bit, ya know."

    The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable
    enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of
    the two guys from Minnesota, the Devilfinds them in light jackets and
    hats, grilling Walleye, and drinking beer.

    The Devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in
    abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."

    Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much
    varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish
    fry vhen da veather's dis nice."

    The Devil is so absolutely furious that he can hardly
    see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys
    love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The
    Devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the
    temperature is 40 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and
    people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan
    or gnash their teeth.

    The Devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and
    Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
    hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
    screaming like mad men.

    The Devil is absolutely dumbfounded, "I don't
    understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold, and
    you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"

    They both look at the Devil in surprise and say,
    "Vell don't ya know, if Hell iss froze over dat must mean da Vikings don
    von da Super Bowl."
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    Sorry Minnesota......but so funny the wifey even cracked up, thanks FE! ....ROTFLMAO

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    I invite you both up for BBQ on New Years Day.

    Go Cowboys


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    Great! We have friends in MPS as well. My daughter lives in Duluth.

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