Ole and Sven
Ole and Sven
Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die
and wake up in Hell. The Devil stops in to check on them and sees
them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves
around the fire.
The Devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot
enough for you?"
Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern
Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta
varm up a little bit, ya know."
The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable
enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of
the two guys from Minnesota, the Devilfinds them in light jackets and
hats, grilling Walleye, and drinking beer.
The Devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in
abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."
Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much
varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish
fry vhen da veather's dis nice."
The Devil is so absolutely furious that he can hardly
see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys
love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The
Devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the
temperature is 40 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and
people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan
or gnash their teeth.
The Devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and
Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber
hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and
screaming like mad men.
The Devil is absolutely dumbfounded, "I don't
understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold, and
you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"
They both look at the Devil in surprise and say,
"Vell don't ya know, if Hell iss froze over dat must mean da Vikings don
von da Super Bowl."
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