Hey everyone. Just got off the phone with the gay Englishman. He took a horrible header on his dirt bike. Busted his bike up bad and left his manhood hanging on the handle bars. His wife said it wasn't much of a loss. He will be down for a bit and his wife isn't too happy. Wish you well and a speedy recovery Bro.
SoCal Band of Crappers..Uhh minus Chromey
Here is to a speedy recovery
hope he recovers quickly
2001 Harley Davidson F150 SuperCrew w/ many mods SOLD
Yikes!
Here's to a speedy recovery.
Chris,sorry man
Chirs,
Get well soon, man!
get well soon!
-Nick
Get the Mrs. to tend to the,,,well. Get well soon Bro!!!
Ok thanks pit you bastard! No I didnt hurt my manhood, the boys are still fine and dandy, I did take a decent hit trying to climb a pretty steep rocky hill, attempting to follow a metal mulisha 20 year old who is just plain nuts.
It was one of those cases where from the middle of the hill I spotted a boulder that would be real painfull to hit and although I tried i couldnt take my eyes of it so BOOM, endoed the bike in 3rd, went down on my left side and head hard.
Bent the bars, tweaked the forks and somehow managed to snap the top of the spark plug clean off (found this after kicking the bike 30 or so times, NOT fun on a 500!) and smashed my divers seiko, oh and gave myself a small concussion a couple of bruised ribs and some nice sized painfull as hell bruises.
Heres a pic of the damage lol, these are now 5 days old!
Please no whacking off to my wonderful physique LOL
Oh and pit I managed to fix my DSL it turned out the jack in the wall was full of corrosion.
Last edited by britincali; 05-04-2006 at 04:10 PM.
OHHH the pain & sickness.
New name for the Brit. Scabby.
Maybe the 500 is a little too much bike for ya Bro.
How about stepping down to a 125?
I was considering trading my baby for a CRF50 after this one lol.
Sheesh and I thought it was something bad....nothing the Brewmeister 2000 and your other extra curricular activites cant do to take away the pain!!
Wipeouts suck!!!
Get well bro!
You either need training wheels or get an ATV. If your wife needs consoling just have her call one of the Crappers and we'll fix her right up. . . moneypit not included, he's got more than he can handle now.
Glad you're OK. Seriously though I was hoping to see some fractures and bones protruding from within.
Get better soon so you can do it all over again.
Almost 2 months after my dirtbike crash,,,,,I feel your pain,,no,,,wait,thats MY pain.Anyway.Get healed up,and go again.
Damn man, hope u get better soon. Speaking of crazy metal mulisha guys....did anybody just see Mike Metzger's world record backflip over the Caesar's Palace fountain. Holy hell....125 feet!!!!!!!
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