Carlos Mencia, Standup

[03blkharley]

awesome guy, hilarious..... saw him a few months ago live, thought you guys might get a kick out of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QiQFYHeZA

[SoFlaHarley]

yeah I saw that special on Comedy Central. Tickets for his latest tour went on sale this past Friday for a show in November at Hard Rock Casino and I got my tickets. BTW, I have tickets for Dave Chappelle this Friday 6/23. I believe it will be his first shows since the whole disappearing incident.

[03blkharley]

at what time 7 or 10 ????

[firemedix911]

yeah the guy is great. He's been around for a while.

I loved this one. Check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty6xD...elated&search=

[03blkharley]

$1.99 for gas!!!!! wow, lol, that was awesome

[SoFlaHarley]

at what time 7 or 10 ????

7:30 show.

[2manytrucks]

Sean, is that the Hard Rock up here???

[SoFlaHarley]

No the one here in Hollywood.

[Dbl G]

RETIRED HUSBAND AT WAL-MART
Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill
Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot
tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire
family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all
incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks
are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused.
All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed
below.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MEMO:
RE: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints -
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in our
store:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to
cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked
the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!"

And; last, but not least!)

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited
awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here