2 things Navy SEALS are always taught:
1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation
A college professor, an atheist and ACLU activist, was teaching his
class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and
for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by.
"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again
after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am, God!!!
I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last minute when a SEAL, recently
returned from serving in Afghanistan and Iraq, now pursuing a college education
and registered in this professor's class, walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor
tumbling
from his lofty platform. The Professor was knocked out cold!!
The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
sat
silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
at the SEAL in the front ro! w. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak he asked: "What is the matter with you?! Why did you do
that!?"
"God was really busy protecting American soldiers, sailors, and
marines
who are out protecting your right to behave like an idiot and make
really stupid statements ......So he sent me!"
One Nation Under God!!!
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