"My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that
says 'First Iraq, then France'." Tom Brokaw
"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from
Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France." - Jay
Leno
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a
threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru
Paris with a German flag on it." - Dave Letterman
Why are all the highways in France lined with trees? So the Germans can
march in the shade!!!
France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable
because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because
they live in France. - Mark Twain
Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada. - Ted
Nugent
The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found
truffles in Iraq.
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II.
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The French Army.
How many frenchman does it take to defend Paris? We don't know, it's never
been tried.
The best French bashing line heard over the last week is:
"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when
they needed us."
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