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    When girls don't put out!!

    When girls don't put out!!



    This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense

    of humor!





    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so

    much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have

    never figured out why men think with their head and women with their

    heart.



    FOR EXAMPLE:

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,

    the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like

    it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every

    boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me

    to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look

    by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you

    in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I

    went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with

    her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big

    unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on

    several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to

    take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to

    compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."



    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of

    diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have

    thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was

    testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even

    know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was

    almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

    Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all

    dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I

    blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,



    "WHAT?"



    I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

    You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to

    satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,

    "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"



    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either .

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    all women are prostitutes. buy them stuff and get sex. its an easy game to play.

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    Repost from a few months ago but still some funny Shat.
    Whats really funny is the GF calls my truck a puzzy truck all the time. Well one day she said it and I reply Yes it is!!! It attracts alot of fine puzzy and she has never made that comment again. Though I didn't get any action for over a week but worth it.
    Tazz

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