And the moral of the story is ...

[SLATE CREEK]

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
> parents
> > to
> > tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
> >
> > The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
> > stories. "Tony, do you have a story to share?"
> >
> > "Yes ma'am, My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a
> > pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out
> > over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a
> > pistol and a survival
> > knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break.
> Then
> > her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She
> > shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets.
> > Killed four more with the knife till the blade broke. And then she
> > killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
> >
> > "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher.
> > "What kind of moral did your Daddy tell you from this horrible
> > story?"
> >
> > "Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.

[1niceharley]

lol!

[greyhd]

LOL, that is funny.

[hemithis]

lol, nice!!