The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)
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> >>> You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
> >>>
> >>> Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic
> >>> School
> >>> Usually, she slept through the class.
> >>> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
> >>> sleeping."Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
> >>> When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her
> >>> friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the
> >>> rear.
> >>> "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
> >>> The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
> >>> A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord
> >>> and Savior?"
> >>> But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came
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> >>> to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
> >>>
> >>> "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again
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> >>> said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
> >>> The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam
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> >>> after she had her twenty-third child?"
> >>>
> >>> Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
> >>> This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick
> >>> that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
> >>>
> >>> The nun fainted...........
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