9 Words Women Use

[bgstew6]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3

[y2k_harley]

Hehehe, you just described a few conversations that I have heard.

[rman]

this is a sad, pitiful list.












mostly because it's dead on true. almost 4 years now and thats the most sense ever made to me regarding women.

[GREENEYEMONSTER]

We are getting closer to breaking the code for more mod money.

[Oh My Hog]

and then there's the silent treatment which is bad enough, but when accompanied by "the look" then watch out.

[tpr103]

yeah they should have that tattooed on there fore heads