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    Abstinence

    A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them,
    "We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must
    abstain from sex for one whole month. "The couple agreed, but after


    two-and-a-half weeks returned to
    the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife
    was crying and the husband was obviously very depressed. "You are
    back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

    "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we
    did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month."
    the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened.

    "Well, the 1st week was
    difficult... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower."

    "The second week was terrible, but with
    the use of prayer, we managed to abstain."

    "However, the 3rd week was
    unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...
    anything to keep our minds off carnal
    thoughts." "One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint
    and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it
    up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with
    her right then and there. It was lustful,
    loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we
    were done we were both drenched in
    sweat." admitted the man, shamefacedly. The pastor lowered his head and said sternly,"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church."

    "We know."
    said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at Home Depot
    either."
    Aloha and be safe
    Keith & Sherry

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    good one

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    i dont get it??

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    That is funny as hell!!!!

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