A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the
station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in
the middle. The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon
was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a
nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the
girl
replied.
The fire fighter looked a little closer. The fireman
noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles. "Little partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want
to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around
the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replie d thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then
I wouldn't have a siren."