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    New Canadian Joke

    A young man goes into the Job Center in Edmonton, Alberta and sees a
    > card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to
    > learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the
    > guy behind the desk.
    >
    > The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it
    > is : The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the
    > gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them
    > down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving
    > foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils
    > so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an
    > annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Red Deer,
    > Alberta. That's about 160 kilometres fom here.'
    > ;
    > 'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'
    >
    > 'No sir - that's the end of the lineup!'

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    e-town representing

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    ba-dum-cheeeee.

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    needs more cowbell!
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    By the way...

    That position is no longer available... because I got the job!
    Yes officer... I am aware of how fast I was going!

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