A young man goes into the Job Center in Edmonton, Alberta and sees a
> card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to
> learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the
> guy behind the desk.
>
> The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it
> is : The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the
> gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them
> down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving
> foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils
> so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an
> annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Red Deer,
> Alberta. That's about 160 kilometres fom here.'
> ;
> 'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'
>
> 'No sir - that's the end of the lineup!'