Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: birthday

  1. #1
    Registered User
    Name: Wade

    44zoomer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Honolulu Hawaii
    Posts
    701
    Like
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    birthday

    For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!

  2. #2
    Registered User
    Name:

    ShowYa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Show Me State, Kansas City
    Posts
    162
    Like
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts
    lmao

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •