When Tarzan first met Jane ...

Jane says ...

"Tarzan what have you done up until now to satisfy yourself sexually?"

Tarzan says ...

"Hole in tree."

Jane says ...

"I would be much better than a hole in a tree!"

Tarzan says ...

"Ok, lets try!"

Janes takes off her clothes and lays on the bed and Tarzan proceeds to kick her as hard as he can the ****.

Jane cried out in pain and says ...

"WTF did you do that for?"

Tarzan says ...

"Needed to get squirls out first!"