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    Screwed by a Lawyer

    The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified,
    well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.


    'May I help you sir?' she asked.




    'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.


    'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer
    someone else', said the madam.


    'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.


    Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a
    visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and
    gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly
    left.


    The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
    Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she
    was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.


    Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went
    upstairs. After an hour, he left.


    The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded
    that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and
    they went upstairs.


    After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me
    three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.


    The man replied, ' Ontario '.
    'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'


    'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked
    me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'


    The moral of the story is that 3 things in life are certain.
    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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    Hell yea !!! lol

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    Ain't it the freakin truth...........

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