Little Johnny

[mikelemoine]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All
the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly,
can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has notj been able to answer to any of
the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these *****es
would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[huot5]

sweet! that one will be used this X-mas.

[cbrf150]

[fepony]

Little Johnny sat in english class and wanted to answer a question but his teacher wouldn't call on him because of his potty mouth. The teacher asked each student to say a letter and use it in a sentence. She had progressed to the letter "R" and no one but Johnny raised his hand. she was stuck....she thought, and couldn't think of a single "nasty" word that started with an "R" so she called on Johnny.

Johnny said, "R"...Rat

The teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Very good Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"

Johnny said, "R" Rat....A big fuking rat with a Coc.k 3 feet long!"