Little Johnny

[cayman150]

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.

Johnny said, 'My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

[Outsider]

Real nice...

[cbrf150]

I'd like to see Aunt Gina

[fepony]

He's a smartybutt that little Johnny...remember the Alphabet?

[fepony]

The teacher announces today we get quizzed on the alphabet. She tells the class, when she calls on them, to say the letter, use the letter in a word, and the word in a sentence.


Boom!!! Little Johnny's hand was the first one up...but she knew too many bad words started with an A so she called on another student.....and so it went....until she came to the letter R...no one elses hand went up but Johnnys. She thought....R....what bad crap starts with R? She couldn't think of a thing. She crossed her fingers and grimaced. She called on Johnny. He looked her in the eye, smiled and said..."I been trying to answer all day...R is a hard one." She smiled...a twinkle came to Johnys eye and she knew she was dead. Johnny looked up and said "R...rat....a big fuking rat with a cokc a foot long." She cried out...again.