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    I know i will regret this but...Condom Crisis

    The largest condom factory in the states just burned down , President Obama was awakened at 4am by an urgent phone call . I am sorry to awaken you at this hour sir but we have just received word that the Durex condom factory has been destroyed by fire & it is expected that the entire U.S. supply of condoms will be depleted in 1 week , Damn reply's President Obama the economy will never be able to cope with all those babies we will be ruined , we will have to ship some in from Mexico.
    Telephone voice say's " bad idea sir the Mexicans will have a field day with this we will be the laughing stock , what about Canada ? "
    Obama : great idea , I will call Stephen Harper & tell him we need 5 million condoms 10 inchs long & 3 inchs wide . That way they will still respect us Americans"
    Three days later the President ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that arrived , inside he found 5 million condoms 10 inchs long & 3 inchs wide with little maple leafs on them & these tiny words


    Made in Canada - Size Medium

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    No wonder the Canadian woman i'm dating keeps asking me "is it in yet?"
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