Biker Mother of Six:

A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He was so proud

that he continually called his wife: Mother of Six, which pissed her off a

lot. But he kept referring to her as Mother of Six no matter where they


At end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, Mother of Six, you

ready to go home?"

His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"