Not bashing Jamaicans here since my wife's family is from there.

A Jamaican farmer named Ralph had an accident with a lorry and
was suing the lorry company. In court their hot-shot solicitor was
questioning Ralph.

Solicitor: 'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the
accident, 'I'm fine?'

Ralph: 'Well , I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my
favorite cow Bessie into the...'

Solicitor: 'I didn't ask for any details , just answer the question.
Did you not tell the police officer at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine !" ?'

Ralph: 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down
the road.....'

The solicitor interrupted again and said,
'Your Honor , I am trying to establish the fact that , at the scene
of the accident this man told the police that he was fine. Now
several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe
he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ralph's answer and
said to the solicitor:
'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow Bessie'.

Ralph thanked the Judge and proceeded.
'Well as I was saying , I had just loaded Bessie , my favorite cow ,
into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge
lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit me right in the
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the
other. I was hurt very bad and I didn't want to move. However , I could
hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible
pain just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a policeman on a
motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her condition , he took out his
gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the policeman came charging across the road , gun still in hand, looked me up and down, and said 'How badly are you hurt?'

'Now what the Rass would you have said'?