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    Laugh 2 sweet old ladies

    Know how to make 1 of 2 sweet old ladies say a 4 letter word????


    have one of them yell bingo

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    I was downtime one time and saw some guys trying to steal the purse from an old lady. I couldn't just stand-by and watch this happen, and I felt that I should do something even thought the odds were in these guys' favor.

    That old bag had one hell of a grip, but we finally got the purse from her!
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    Wink

    My wife is always asking me to fix stuff around the house.
    She likes to remind me if it's not done right away.
    I've tried explaining to her, "I'll do it!! There is no need to keep reminding me every six months."

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    An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey .
    He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,
    but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
    His only son, Vincent, who used to help him,
    was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his
    son and described his predicament:

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be
    able to plant my tomato garden this year.
    I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
    I know if you were here my troubles would be over.
    I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me,
    like in the old days.
    Love, Papa

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Papa,
    Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies
    are buried.
    Love, Vinnie

    At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local
    police arrived and dug up the entire area without
    finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

    That same day the old man received another
    letter from his son.

    Dear Papa,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the
    best I could do under the circumstances.
    Love you,
    Vinnie

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    A doctor is running late to an appt, so he's speeding on the way to a hospital. As he crossed over a bridge, a cop is there and pulls him over.

    Cop - "Sir, why were you speeding"
    Doc - "I'm a doctor and I'm late to an appt"
    Cop - "Oh yeah, and what kind of doctor are you?"
    Doc - "Well, I stretch assholes"
    Cop - "You do what?!"
    Doc - "Yeah, I stretch assholes. Someone comes in, then we stretch their assholes open. Sometimes it'll be only a few inches, maybe a few feet, sometimes upwards of 6ft"
    Cop - "What is the world would someone do with a 6ft *******?"
    Doc - "Well, usually they give him a radar gun and put him at the end of a bridge"

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    Quote Originally Posted by m5james View Post
    A doctor is running late to an appt, so he's speeding on the way to a hospital. As he crossed over a bridge, a cop is there and pulls him over.

    Cop - "Sir, why were you speeding"
    Doc - "I'm a doctor and I'm late to an appt"
    Cop - "Oh yeah, and what kind of doctor are you?"
    Doc - "Well, I stretch assholes"
    Cop - "You do what?!"
    Doc - "Yeah, I stretch assholes. Someone comes in, then we stretch their assholes open. Sometimes it'll be only a few inches, maybe a few feet, sometimes upwards of 6ft"
    Cop - "What is the world would someone do with a 6ft *******?"
    Doc - "Well, usually they give him a radar gun and put him at the end of a bridge"
    LMAO.....good one!

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