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Name: Chuck NHTOC #291
Bubba
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Bubba – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.
“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Bubba, what is 1 and 1?”
“11″ he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.”
“What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”
“Today and tomorrow.”
He was again surprised that Bubba supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
“Now Bubba, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Bubba looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.”
“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?”
So, Bubba wandered over to the general store where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Bubba was exultant.
“It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”
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Sport90's #1
Name: Matthew
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*SOLD - but not forgotten
Name: Chuck NHTOC #291
A woman was golfing and relating a story that she was stung by a bee between hole 1 and hole 2. Her golf instructor said, "Well, it's clear your stance is too wide."
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verongome
Name: verongome
We clearly need more bubbas at every big post
Last edited by verongome; 07-06-2013 at 03:06 AM.
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neenatasnea
Name: neenatasnea
haha! Really a good one. Here's one :
At the bank, I told the cashier,"I do like to open a joint account please."
Cashier,"Ok, with whom?"
Me,"Whoever has lots of money."
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