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    One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

    One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.



    Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course,
    heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?”


    “I’m okay… thanks," I replied.

    “Thank goodness for that. I’m Elizabeth, what's your name?"

    "It’s Jack. Umm, but, uh…”

    "Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

    "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."

    "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

    She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive ... I was weak.

    "Well okay," I finally agreed, “but my wife won't like it."

    After a restorative brandy and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host.
    "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset."

    "Don't be silly,” Elizabeth said with a smile, “she won't know anything! By the way, where is she?"

    "Under the cart!" I said....

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